The Popsicle

Little Johnny reports on the neighbours

Not much kids don’t know about the birds and the bees these days



The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their
8-year-old son (Little Johnny) in the apartment was to send him out on the
balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

Kid with Popsicle on balcony

“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
“An ambulance just drove by!”
“Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out.
“Matt’s riding a new bike!”
“Looks like the Sanders are moving!”
“Jason is on his skate board!”

After a few moments he announced...
“The Coopers are having sex!”
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.

Dad cautiously called out...
“How do you know they’re having sex?”
“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too.”


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Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

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Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

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Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

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Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

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A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

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Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

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22-Sep-2020