A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden
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