A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain
England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley
Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez
The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain
England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley
Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez
The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe
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