A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
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