A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi
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