A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis
To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn
A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis
To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn
A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
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