A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
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