A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
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