Hidden Pastry

Jew almost swallows his pride

Magic trick in the bakery shop


A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”

The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”

He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”

The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”


QuotaBills
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


see also   Food,  Illusion  &  Nationality  Sections
How To Hide Candy

 

Paint Protection

Balanced Writer

Jolly Good Recovery

Tylenol Ban

In Perfect Harmony

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Kiosk Hours

Borderline Stupidity

Inside Outside Thinking

Bacon Soda Sales

Kia vs Nokia

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Fluent Sarcasm

Stork Exhaust

Music Illusion

New Fuel Gauge

Treescape

Diamond Ring TP

Treadmill Workout

The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

14-May-2021