Handicap Parking

Stress in the mall parking lot

Trying to help drivers find a parking space



Today I went to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a
driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a
handicap parking space that was open and available.
Handicap Parking Sign

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said,
“I’m not handicapped!”

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! “Oh, I’m sorry,” I said.
“I saw your Obama bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you
suffered from some sort of mental disorder.”

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people don’t appreciate it when you’re just
trying to help them out!


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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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25-May-2022