Handicap Parking

Stress in the mall parking lot

Trying to help drivers find a parking space



Today I went to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a
driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a
handicap parking space that was open and available.
Handicap Parking Sign

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said,
“I’m not handicapped!”

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! “Oh, I’m sorry,” I said.
“I saw your Obama bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you
suffered from some sort of mental disorder.”

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people don’t appreciate it when you’re just
trying to help them out!


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In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Being unconscious is the ultimate disability. - Jessa Gamble

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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12-Aug-2020