Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. - Tom Stoppard

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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20-Nov-2019