Texas Outhouse Art

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Some of the prettiest outhouses in Texas were on display at the
“Thunderbox Road” art exhibit, Menger Hotel, San Antonio, Texas,
during the San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo. 12 full-sized
“Thunderboxes” (outhouses) were painted and decorated in true
Texas style. Sonja Howle with the Thunderbox Road exhibit says,
“It was created to pay tribute and showcase the talent we have in the
Hill Country artists.” After their tour, the outhouses were auctioned off
to benefit medical research and the Western Art Museum in Kerrville.

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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20-Nov-2019