Anti-Gun Neighbour
Is your home not armed?
Some Texas neighbours have no control
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“My neighbour is a “lefty” of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, “guns should be banned”). So this past spring I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighbourhood cocktail party.  The sign wasn’t up more than an hour before he called the police and wanted them to make me take down the sign. Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such action without a court order and that he had to file a complaint “downtown” first, which would be reviewed by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state ordinances, which if there was a violation a court order would be sent to the offending party (me) to “remove the sign in seven days.” After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made him madder. I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends at the hunting club, but that seemed to make him even more angry. I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship). Any suggestions would be welcome...”  Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin see also House, Police, Relationship, Security & Sign Sections Neighbour Love Neighbour Trap Problem Neighbour
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