Trink Das Wasser Nicht

Plenty of water for politicians


Near Frankenmuth, Michigan, there’s a large German-speaking, Lutheran population.

A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.

The man shouted back, “I’m from Washington D.C. and I’m up here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan - I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.

The farmer replied, “Use both hands; you’ll get more water that way.”


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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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16-Oct-2021