Trink Das Wasser Nicht

Plenty of water for politicians


Near Frankenmuth, Michigan, there’s a large German-speaking, Lutheran population.

A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.

The man shouted back, “I’m from Washington D.C. and I’m up here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan - I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.

The farmer replied, “Use both hands; you’ll get more water that way.”


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My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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21-Oct-2020