Redneck Teeter Totter

Bubba’s playground ingredients: 2 lawn chairs, 1 board, 1 bucket



Redneck Teeter Totter

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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21-Jan-2020