Magic Green Hat

How to save time in long lineups

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the hat: It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. But... don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew got up and left, and l never got my order! see also   Clothing  &   Military  Sections   Someone Is Upset Turkey Popcorn Dressing Redneck Outhouse Throne I'll Be Right There How Not To Prop Start Your Plane Young Superman When Not To Stop Too Fast Bustache CheckMate Plane Oops! Sand Dive Manitoba Home Security System WinDoor Bungee Cord Suspenders Mirror Solution Beerbulance Handicap Motorcyclist Filling Up Is OverRated Coin Stacking I Miss Being A Tree

24-Nov-2020