Magic Green Hat

How to save time in long lineups

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the hat: It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. But... don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew got up and left, and l never got my order! see also   Clothing  &   Military  Sections   Outhouse Bike Ice Cone Cat Disciple Golf Day 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Invisible Patient Buy One Get One Free Little Drinker We Get It, You're From Texas Bed Ridden and Proud Of It Redneck Cooler Saskatchewan Mansion Make America Grate Again Flower Basket Donkey Cart Music Note Chairlift Thanks For Noticing Winter Cyclist No-Lake Picture Morning Coffee Break Sign Crime

21-Jan-2020