Magic Green Hat

How to save time in long lineups

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the hat: It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. But... don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew got up and left, and l never got my order! see also   Clothing  &   Military  Sections   Back In Five Minutes Winterized Motorcycle If IKEA Ran GM Six Hunnit Different Drugs Extreme Value Spotted Spotters Ant Attack Facebook Closure African Meal on Wheels Hadoukens Free Gas Wannabe Shoplifter Breaker Bypass Ice Hand Invisible Homeless Man No Muff Too Tough Safe Removals Yoga Business Card Segway in Rural Norway

25-Feb-2020