Magic Green Hat

How to save time in long lineups

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the hat: It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. But... don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew got up and left, and l never got my order! see also   Clothing  &   Military  Sections   Media Bondage How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed Sports Hernias Low Expectation Autographs The Moist Wet Territories Cat Doormat Redneck Foosball Shining Stars 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Bach Flip Apathy Mountain My Toaster Is Broken Solemate Double Vision Please Help My Car Adultery Moses' USB Tablets Virus Update Carnations vs. Roses Waterproof Notepad

12-Apr-2021