I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it
snot green with pink trim.
The City Council turned down my permit.
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it
a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...
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