I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council turned down my permit. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday... see also   House  &  Nationality  Sections   Male Multitasker 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Fork In The Road Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles Goat Trick Genuine Fake Watches Onward, My Noble Steed! Edible Pet Clothing Texas Diet Grass Room Stoolbus Barn Owl Beauty Car Elas Sale Bestist Cement Truck Lane Cane Swimmers Bartender Spill Angry Mathematician Matching Receipt Where Nobody Speeds

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