I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council turned down my permit. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday... see also   House  &  Nationality  Sections   Scenic View Racewagon Water Skier A-Head Of His Time Owlympics Ice Skating Shining Armor Knight Smile For The Day British Hairways Cross Inspector Morning Saving Time Kangaroo On Ice Life's Choices Olympic Torch Bearers Lethal Weapon Cell Shaver Getting Goosed No Swimming Drift Racing Alligators vs. Crocodiles Cure for Internet Addiction Seal LOL

04-Aug-2021