Cat Fish

Little critter found while hunting Catfish



It fears only one thing - pianos. Simply because
there aren’t too many things out there with
bigger, whiter, sharper and more numerous teeth.

Cross between a cat and a fish - CatFish



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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


see also   Cat Fishing  &  Illusion  Sections
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Cat Fish Basket
Catch of the Day
Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew
CaughtFish
Fish Catch Of The Century
Fish Eyes
Fish Face
Fish Farm
Fishing in Florida
Frozen Fish
Leg Art
Memory Fish
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Trophy Fish
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15-May-2021