It fears only one thing - pianos. Simply because there aren’t too many things out there with bigger, whiter, sharper and more numerous teeth. ![]() ![]() I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain see also Cat, Fishing & Illusion Sections “2 For 1” Fishing Cat Fish Basket Catch of the Day Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew CaughtFish Fish Catch Of The Century Fish Eyes Fish Face Fish Farm Fishing in Florida Frozen Fish Leg Art Memory Fish Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Trophy Fish Siamese Pike Twins Smoked Fish Poacher |
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