Cat Fish

Little critter found while hunting Catfish



It fears only one thing - pianos. Simply because
there aren’t too many things out there with
bigger, whiter, sharper and more numerous teeth.

Cross between a cat and a fish - CatFish



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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


see also   Cat Fishing  &  Illusion  Sections
“2 For 1” Fishing
Cat Fish Basket
Catch of the Day
Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew
CaughtFish
Fish Catch Of The Century
Fish Eyes
Fish Face
Fish Farm
Fishing in Florida
Frozen Fish
Leg Art
Memory Fish
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Trophy Fish
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21-Jan-2022