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Where did I put those history books... ![]() Please - if you’ve seen this man... ![]() And you wonder why... ![]() Don’t you hate those DOE guys who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests? ![]() Only in America... ![]() What are the odds of that? ![]() The real reason for Government sub-prime mortgage debt write-offs... ![]() Winner of a local dog look-alike contest - he does look exactly like his dog! ![]() Just a friendly reminder... ![]() Just when you thought it was around age 20... ![]() When the Supreme Court has Noah idea what it’s talking about... ![]() An artist’s conception of a football field after an electrical transformer failure, knocking out the stadium lights... ![]() “I wouldn’t do it again,” says the hero. “She’s been a pain this week.” Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant see also Daffynitions, Language & Quote Sections Church Bulletin Bloopers Engrish Flubbed Headlines Newspaper Bloopers Resumé Bloopers Sewing Machine For Sale - Cheap Love Not Included |
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