![]() What goes around comes around... ![]() We had no idea anyone was buried there! ![]() Civil War Planes? Where did I put those history books... ![]() Please - if you’ve seen this man... ![]() And you wonder why... ![]() Don’t you hate those DOE guys who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests? ![]() Only in America... ![]() What are the odds of that? ![]() The real reason for Government sub-prime mortgage debt write-offs... ![]() Winner of a local dog look-alike contest - he does look exactly like his dog! ![]() Just a friendly reminder... ![]() Just when you thought it was around age 20... ![]() When the Supreme Court has Noah idea what it’s talking about... ![]() An artist’s conception of a football field after an electrical transformer failure, knocking out the stadium lights... ![]() “I wouldn’t do it again,” says the hero. “She’s been a pain this week.” Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson see also Daffynitions, Language & Quote Sections Church Bulletin Bloopers Engrish Flubbed Headlines Newspaper Bloopers Resumé Bloopers Sewing Machine For Sale - Cheap Love Not Included |
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