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Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyer: One skilled in the circumvention of the law. - Ambrose Bierce

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda