![]() Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell see also Nationality & Police Sections Infringement Notice - New Zealand Cracker (Part A) |
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