Redneck Airplane

Bubba now flies around his yard in a 3-wheel Cessna



Redneck Airplane

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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12-Apr-2021