Redneck Airplane

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Redneck Airplane

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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25-Nov-2020