I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess;
He asked if I’d been “computering”,
And I had to answer, “yes.”
He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house;
And so I started cleaning up ...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside -
That really did the trick;
I was just admiring my work ...
I didn’t mean to “click.”
But click I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site!
That I got SO way into ...
I was into it all night. <<Sigh>>
Nothing’s changed except my mouse,
It’s very, very shiny;
I guess my house will stay a mess ...
While I sit here on my hiney.
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