I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess; He asked if I’d been “computering”, And I had to answer, “yes.” He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house; And so I started cleaning up ... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside - That really did the trick; I was just admiring my work ... I didn’t mean to “click.” But click I did, and oops I found A real absorbing site! That I got SO way into ... I was into it all night. <<Sigh>> Nothing’s changed except my mouse, It’s very, very shiny; I guess my house will stay a mess ... While I sit here on my hiney.
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