TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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28-Sep-2020