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“Scientists have determined that it can be hazardous
to sunbathe beneath ozone holes.”
"Can't fall asleep at the beach? Try counting circling vultures!”
“The South Beach Diet Works!”
“Looks like the Nazi's are back in town and this time they've gone to Florida.”
“Mary was invincible at the beach, no shark even cared about her.
LaToya and Shaniqua were a different story however...”
“Winner of the 2005 Anorexic/Bulemic of the Year Contest!”
“Janice is the newest member of the Anorexic Anonymous Club,
seen here with the founding members.”
“Oh the irony... note the fat lady at the back...”
“Where's the 'BEEF'?”
“I wonder if I can pick up one of those babes?”
“Donate to Gulf Hurricane Relief, residents need food, clothes, and anchors in case of stiff breeze!”
“It's said: “You can never be too thin or too rich!” Really?...”
“Debbie, do you smell something? Yea. I think someone's barbecuing some ribs!”
“I hate to say this honey, but is your nose ever big!”
“Is this what going through thick and thin means?”
“Have you called Jenny yet?”
“You are what you eat!”
“Are you sure that isn't Nicole Richie?”
“Surprisingly, a good tan does make you look thinner.”
“Look Shawntay! That poor girl's neck ain't big enough to hold her own head on.
She gotta grab the back of the chair to keep it from rolling off into the sand!”
D. K. Browne
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