![]() Captions from our readers... “Scientists have determined that it can be hazardous to sunbathe beneath ozone holes.” "Can't fall asleep at the beach? Try counting circling vultures!” Kirk Lowry “The South Beach Diet Works!” Joe Hernandez “Looks like the Nazi's are back in town and this time they've gone to Florida.” Adrianne Hobbs “Mary was invincible at the beach, no shark even cared about her. LaToya and Shaniqua were a different story however...” Cory Prior “Winner of the 2005 Anorexic/Bulemic of the Year Contest!” Nancy Atherton “Janice is the newest member of the Anorexic Anonymous Club, seen here with the founding members.” Mike Foland “Oh the irony... note the fat lady at the back...” Katherine Corfield “Where's the 'BEEF'?” Brent Offenberger “I wonder if I can pick up one of those babes?” Ron Wells “Donate to Gulf Hurricane Relief, residents need food, clothes, and anchors in case of stiff breeze!” Donna Faye “It's said: “You can never be too thin or too rich!” Really?...” Irvin Kauffman “Debbie, do you smell something? Yea. I think someone's barbecuing some ribs!” Brian Smedley “I hate to say this honey, but is your nose ever big!” Terry Mossip “Is this what going through thick and thin means?” Maggie Leinbach “Have you called Jenny yet?” “You are what you eat!” Leonore Garcia “Are you sure that isn't Nicole Richie?” Patricia Cooke “Surprisingly, a good tan does make you look thinner.” Paul Brown “Look Shawntay! That poor girl's neck ain't big enough to hold her own head on. She gotta grab the back of the chair to keep it from rolling off into the sand!” D. K. Browne “Surefire way to cut down on Suntan Lotion expenses.” Andrew Ussery Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
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