[I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan...]
1.) The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic
and the rest
of those “good ole boys,” We will never “interfere” again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station
those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11
5.) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6.) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
“interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it...
LEAVE... Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
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