Long-Winded Speaker

Time-ly feedback for the lengthy orator


A speaker delivered an interminably long speech and after he was done, one of his listeners worked up the courage to mention it by saying, “That was a very long speech.”

“Well,” said the speaker,” there was no clock in the room, so I couldn’t check the time I was taking.”

“Ah,” said the other, “but there was a calendar on the wall.”


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24-Sep-2020