Two fishermen (a Newfie and a Redneck) were swapping lies on their B.C. vacation.
Sheamus told of a tremendous struggle he had with a 250-pound salmon. Bubba listened quietly, and frankly admitted that he’d never caught anything quite that big.
Bubba then told about the time his hook snagged a lantern from the depths of a Mississippi river. The lantern carried a tag proving that it was lost 50 years ago, but the strangest thing of all was that it was a waterproof lantern – and the light was still lit.
For a long time both men sat in silence. Finally, Sheamus took a long draw on his pipe and said, “I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take 150 pounds off my fish if you’ll put out the light in your lantern.”
Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
see also Fishing Section
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Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew
CaughtFish
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Fish Face
Fish Farm
Fishing in Florida
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Record State Catfish Catch
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