Two fishermen (a Newfie and a Redneck) were swapping lies on their B.C. vacation. Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell see also Fishing Section “2 For 1” Fishing Cat Fish Catch of the Day Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew CaughtFish Fish Eyes Fish Face Fish Farm Fishing in Florida Frozen Fish Leg Art Memory Fish Record State Catfish Catch Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Trophy Fish Siamese Pike Twins Smoked Fish Poacher |
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