Two fishermen (a Newfie and a Redneck) were swapping lies on their B.C. vacation. I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein see also Fishing Section “2 For 1” Fishing Cat Fish Catch of the Day Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew CaughtFish Fish Eyes Fish Face Fish Farm Fishing in Florida Frozen Fish Leg Art Memory Fish Record State Catfish Catch Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Trophy Fish Siamese Pike Twins Smoked Fish Poacher |
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