Dentists: Not very nice people - they get on your nerves. They are boring and always down in the mouth. Dermatologist: This Doctor builds his business from scratch. He has two mottoes on his shingle (which is on his left arm). Obstetrician: He works in the “ladies-ready-to-bear” department at the local general hospital. Opthalmologist: A wonderful guy - a sight for sore eyes. Drinks too much and often makes a spectacle of himself. Osteopath: He is very proud of his profession and makes no bones about it. A very generous guy, always twisting your arm or pulling your leg. Podiatrist: As a student, he always aspired to get to the foot of the class. Podiatrists are not to be trusted - they are generally heels and your arch enemy. Psychiatrist: A mind sweeper. A freudy cat. Radiologist: A very, very friendly guy. Loves everyone. Sometimes difficult to understand what he sees in people. Tree Surgeon: A dangerous profession. Many tree surgeons have been known to fall out of their patients. Generally appear to be surly characters, but their bark is worse than their bite. Usually work out of a branch office. see also   Doctor  &  Medical  Sections Do You Have An HMO? Doctor, Doctor Joe-ks Doctor Stories   I've Got Time Clangeroo Redneck Cooler Instead Of Flowers Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side I Love Summer Karma Towing Salmon-chanted Evening Hands On Tree Fart Facts New Medicare Program for Senior Citizens Down Under Bat Muffler Hanger Construction Playground Couch Dog vs. Paint Shop Pros Spaghetti Tree Take Away Van Will To Live Redneck Bra Politician Plane

24-Jul-2021