[World history as told by college students - mangled
moments of civilization from Term Papers and Exams...]
Along came a man named Robisieu Thermidorean who saved the people. The
revolution evolved through monarchial, republican, and tolarian phases until
Napolean performed a coo in 1799.
Napoleon was ill with bladder problems and was
very tense and unrestrained. As his power leaked away his body became a symbol.
He was later troubled by Spanish gorillas, who formed a sore in his side.
Americans, of course, wanted no involvement in the French and Indian War because
they did not want to fight in India. This led to the Stamp Act, where no stamps
could be issued unless they bore the American mascot.
Another final straw in the camel’s pack was when Britan tried to bar colonists
from crossing the Appelation Mountains. Many Colonists became convicted patriots
after reading Horse Sense by the escaped Englishman
Another problem was that France was full of French people.
Dickens made this
point in The Tail of Two Sisters, which he required us to read.
France was in a very serious state. Taxation was a great drain on the state
Napoleon fertilized all his life. His only son died by a sphere.
Revolters demanded liberty, equality and fraternities. Fraternity breeded pride
in the nation and therefore thicker political boundaries. Victims of the terror
were rolled to the gilotine in tumblers, an unpleasant thing for all involved.
Many of these unfortunate people became known as Emma Grays.
Tea formed a large surplice. The Boston Tea Party was held at Pearl Harbor. The
Quebec Act was an Intolerable Act because it would have required Americans to
learn French in school.
The American colonists lived on a continent and England was an island. Thus the
Americans wanted independence.
The Americans had to mustard an army. Benjamin Franklin, already famous as
inventor of the light bulb, persuaded French King George III to help the USA.
The use of Haitian troups by the British violated the rites of Englishmen
The British defeated the French from 1793 to 1815, but at gastronomic cost.
The French Revolution was like a tractor. It gave people the understanding that
you need change in order to make tracks in the world. The
Third Estate was
locked out of its motel and had to do its business on a tennis court. This led
to the Tennis Court Oath. This act of small deviance was the fuse that led to
the explosion that blew up the government.
Yorktown was sight of Robert E. Lee’s greatest victory.
Washington defeated the
Allies at Gettysberg. He was the first and only president to be elected
anonymously by the Electoral College.
Thomas Jefferson was president, founder of
the University of Virginia, and author of the
Decoration of Independence.
History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford
History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton
History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde
If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher
It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke
A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer
History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher
The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman
In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain
I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling
History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet
History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut
History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost
I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff
It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler
Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump
A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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18th Century History by College Students
The Immaculate Contraption by Lionized College Students
Medieval History by College Students
Middle East History by College Students
Pardon My French
Post World War II History by College Students
The Stoned Age & Judyism by College Students
Invisible Homeless Man
No Muff Too Tough
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It's Too Cold To Ride Outside
Ye Olde Simple Simon
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Squirrel Feeder Trap
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