Newfie Pizza Order

It all depends on how you cut it
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A Newfie ordered a pizza.

The clerk asked if he should cut it into six or twelve pieces.

“Six, please,” replied the Newfie. “I could never eat twelve pieces.”


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Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

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Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

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I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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02-Apr-2020