Newfie Pizza Order

It all depends on how you cut it
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A Newfie ordered a pizza.

The clerk asked if he should cut it into six or twelve pieces.

“Six, please,” replied the Newfie. “I could never eat twelve pieces.”


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Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

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I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas


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18-Jan-2021