Cat Swimming at the Olympics

Cat Olympian

Olympic events expanded to include cat swimming



Cat Swimming at the Olympics

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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02-Mar-2021