404 Clock for Computer Geeks

Setting your wakeup time to an unknown quantity



Computer Geek 404 Clock

Looks like a “404 Not Found” morning...
Time to hit the snooze button again!

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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19-May-2022