A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde see also Family & Relationship Sections A Woman’s Mind “Female Speak” Translation Flower Shop For Men iGifts Looking For Your Wife? Secret Of A Long Marriage Understanding Women |
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