A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf. The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up on its hind legs and walks around in circles.
Amazed, the friend says, “Wow, that dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?”
“Somersaults,” the man says.
“Somersaults!” the friend exclaims. “That’s incredible. How many does he do?”
“It all depends on how hard I kick him.”
see also
Dog & Golf Sections
|  Waterwheel Rotisserie
|  Elephant Bus
|  Promote Yourself
|  Time Machine
|  Redneck Engagement Ring
|  Forever Clean Toilet
|  Edible Clock
|  Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
|  Bear Pinata
|  Swim Vacation
|  What Are Your Skills?
|  Portable Barber Shop
|  Snail Trail
|  Anger Release Machine
|  Pun-e Signs
|  Wake Me At Noon
|  Pringle Art
|  Lodge Welcome
|  Holstein or Holestein?
|  Dead Poirot
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