A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Inspiration Section 6th Grade Misspelling Afterlife Life Animal Groups Attack Rabbit Bald Rabbits Blind Bunny Canadian North Cookbook CatRabbit Twins Did you say her name was Alice? Donald Trump Rabbit Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Fox Hunting Madness Funny Bunny Genetic Science Happy Easter, Big Guy Hare Five Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope Pocket Bunny Portable Lawn Mower Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit Boost Rabbit’s Foot Rabbit In The Box Rabbit Math Rabbit or Duck? Ready For Rabbits Stuffed Bunny Texas Easter Bunny Wabbits What Happened? Who’s Pulling Your Chain? |
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