While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Bubba and his wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He addressed Bubba, “Can you describe your wife’s favourite flower?”
Bubba leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “That’s easy - it’s Robin Hood’s All-Purpose!”
Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb
At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns
I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace
The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown
A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde
Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson
He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet
An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown
Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks
But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick
You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford
Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke
The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1
There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse
There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse
Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck
If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes
Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper
I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns
I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace
The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown
A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde
Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson
He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet
An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown
Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks
But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick
You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford
Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke
The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1
There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse
There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse
Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck
If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes
Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper
I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
see also Marriage Section
Carnations vs. Roses
Eufloria Flower Choreography
Fast Flower
Flower Dress
Flower Drums
Flower Pot Garden
Flower Shop For Men
Frost Flower
Instead Of Flowers
Largest Flower In The World
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Spring Flowers
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