Ingredients Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! - Blake Lively Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown A good sermon is an engineering operation by which a chasm is bridged so that the spiritual goods on one side - the 'unsearchable riches of Christ' - are actually transported into personal lives upon the other. - Harry E Fosdick see also Chocolate Section Chocolate Bed Chocolate Couch Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Cookie Cushion Death By Chocolate Eat Your Vegetables I Love Pet Food Make Loaf Not War Patience & Wisdom Redneck Spatula The Rules of Chocolate |
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