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answers. Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb Wise people learn when they can. Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr. We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay see also College & School Sections Cell Phone Book Cheat of the Year Cheat Sheet Cheating How To Prevent Cheating Texting For Dummies Texting In Class |
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