During a high school English final exam, the teacher found a student peeking at a classmate’s
answers.
“How can you cheat so blatantly?” the teacher shouted. “You have already
stolen more than one look at your classmate’s paper!”
“Don’t blame me, sir,” replied the student. “If her handwriting weren’t so bad, I could have got it all at one glance.”
Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb
Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams
Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb
If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt
Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan
The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb
Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams
Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb
If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt
Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan
The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
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