Dear Diary, Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said, “Beat 12 eggs separately.” The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “Serve without dressing.” So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. Wednesday: A good day for rice. Recipe said, “Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.” It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any. Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, “Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “Put all ingredients in bowl and beat it.” There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Saturday: Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. Oh boy... For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten. Sunday: Bob’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. Good night, Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with “Chocolate Moose.” Tips on  Dining  with a  Blonde see also   Food  &  Relationship  Sections   Amplified Beer How to Twerk at Work $383.00 Paint Job Wine Time Finally Scooter Hearse Thailand Ferry Hard Hat Safety Water Coolant Spray-On Clothing Bright Bookshelf Saddle Surprise Politicians Be Like Senior Aerobics Foiled Again Redneck Beer Hunter Pair Produce Potting Pot Ice Cream Burqa Dog Soother Fourk

04-Jun-2020