Brazilian Covid

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told President Joe Biden, “This morning, three Brazilian people died from the Covid-19 immunization.”

The blood drained from the President’s face and, to everyone’s amazement, Biden collapsed on the floor. A minute passed, and to everyone’s relief, he got up and slowly sat back in his chair. His staff was stunned, watching this display of emotion from the Commander in Chief, as he sat there, head in hands.

Finally, Joe looked up, and with a shaky quivering voice, asked Dr. Fauci, “How many is a Brazilian?”

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Brazilian Covid

Wis-dubm from the Commander in Chief

06-Dec-2021