Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon. The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield see also Medical Section Bed Ridden and Proud Of It Costco Whiskey Daniel’s Lotion Fishing Trip With Jack Found The Jackpot Little Drinking Problem One Beer A Day Smirnoff Women Whiskey Around The World Whiskey Jig Whiskey Lurks Good Whiskey Silly Acupuncture Face Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Bandage Art Bed Friends Brain Warmer Breast Cancer Cure Car Bandaid Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chewing Gum Hazard DentAid Dr. Paul Dhillon - Sierra Leone Ebola Clinic First Aid Responders Flu Fashion Dreaded Furniture Disease Harley Half Ton Help For Dead Children Hygiene On The Farm I Can Still Kiss You Important Health Information Irish Flu Shots Is Laughter The Best Medicine? Magnetic Personality Mandage Mechanical Patient Miss Beautiful Spine Redneck Flu Shot Restored Beauty Self-Propelled Rocket Stool Fool Suspicious Blood Donor Swine Flew Swine Flu Symptoms Tampon Saves Marine’s Life Teople Poo Treadmill Workout Twin Dish Worst Aid Zip Tie Prank |
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