Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon.
Seamus proceeded to pour some of the amber liquid into the teaspoon and offered it to the pharmacist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?” asked Seamus.
The pharmacist took the teaspoon into his mouth, swilled the liquid around and swallowed it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?”, says Seamus.
“No, not at all,” says the pharmacist.
“Oh, that’s a relief,” says Seamus. “Doctor Flannigan told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
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