Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon.
Seamus proceeded to pour some of the amber liquid into the teaspoon and offered it to the pharmacist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?” asked Seamus.
The pharmacist took the teaspoon into his mouth, swilled the liquid around and swallowed it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?”, says Seamus.
“No, not at all,” says the pharmacist.
“Oh, that’s a relief,” says Seamus. “Doctor Flannigan told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein
Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein
Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
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