Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon.
Seamus proceeded to pour some of the amber liquid into the teaspoon and offered it to the pharmacist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?” asked Seamus.
The pharmacist took the teaspoon into his mouth, swilled the liquid around and swallowed it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?”, says Seamus.
“No, not at all,” says the pharmacist.
“Oh, that’s a relief,” says Seamus. “Doctor Flannigan told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel
The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel
The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
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