Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon.
Seamus proceeded to pour some of the amber liquid into the teaspoon and offered it to the pharmacist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?” asked Seamus.
The pharmacist took the teaspoon into his mouth, swilled the liquid around and swallowed it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?”, says Seamus.
“No, not at all,” says the pharmacist.
“Oh, that’s a relief,” says Seamus. “Doctor Flannigan told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
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