A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
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