A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
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see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
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