A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
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see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
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