A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
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