A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
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