A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
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see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas
see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
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