A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
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Why Fire Trucks Are Red
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
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