A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
Sirens is golden!
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections Amish Mechanical Problems Fire Truck Fire Truck Sinkhole Volunteer Fire Fighter Why Fire Trucks Are Red |
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