A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
QuotaBills
see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
see also Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
 Batman Recession |  Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils |  About Grandparents |  Split Personality Ad |  Happy Bithday |
 Back 2 School Savings |  Redneck Wine Dispenser |  Balloon Advertising for Exploding Results |  Cowboy Baby Carrier |  Make Womb For Baby |
 Turtle Truck |  Zipper Building |  Hobo Facebook |  Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue |  'I Look Like My Dog' Contest |
 Employee Happiness Kit |  Back To School Supplies |  Pigeon Target Practice |  Autumn Tree |  Motorcycle Enforcement in Japan |
24-Sep-2020 |