Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill see also Fishing & Political Sections Cheating Canadian Politician (2004) Cheating U.S. Politician Version (2004) |
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