![]() Toronto Maple Leafs preapre for another golf-alternative Stanley Cup Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles see also Ice Hockey Section eBay Bid Free Beer Hamilton NHL Team Hockey Players Are Mean Leaf Blower for Sale Leafs and Eagles Maple Leaf Coalition Maple Leafs’ Playoff Plans Maple Leafs Trade For Luongo Pregnant Ref Referee Thoughts Skeleton Leaf Fan Toronto Maple Leafs’ New Building Toronto Maple Leafs - No Cup For You! Unhappy Leaf Fan URGENT Toronto Hydro Bulletin Urleen Wife’s Nightie Zamboni Fodder |
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