A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalm 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS:
“I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and I have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
Taxing issues with Tax Returns: Tax help for Church-goers
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see also Government, Finance & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
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The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan
Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde
I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan
Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde
I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
see also Government, Finance & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
IRS Custom Tax Thumb Drive
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
I.R.S. Humor
New IRS Form
Pay Your Taxes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form
Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation
The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
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