A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalm 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS:
“I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and I have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
Taxing issues with Tax Returns: Tax help for Church-goers
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2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson
The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson
The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
see also Government, Finance & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
IRS Custom Tax Thumb Drive
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
I.R.S. Humor
New IRS Form
Pay Your Taxes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form
Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation
The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
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