![]() Comprehensive a-la-carte grooming and dog wash services that are great for after a run through the mud Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle "Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Dog Section Texas Car Wash |
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