![]() Comprehensive a-la-carte grooming and dog wash services that are great for after a run through the mud France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox "Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly see also Dog Section Texas Car Wash |
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