![]() Beard styles and ideas - men’s style trends Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Hairstyle Section American Mustache Attentive Student Batman Beard Beard and Moustache Championship Bee Beard Bird’s Nest Beard Braided Mohawk Cat Beard Change Of The Guard - Summer in London Chesthair Green Beards Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times Hair Moan Therapy Haircut For Staff Meetings Hairstyle Of The Year MintHair Gardens NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category Not-So-Bald Eagle Photographic Moustache Seinfeld Haircut Two Face World Moustache Competition Zoo Dude |
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