Bacon Women

Why women are like bacon



Women are like bacon

Bacon recipe for long-lasting, tasty relationships

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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17-Jan-2020