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The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.

“I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”

“Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”

“Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service.”


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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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