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The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.

“I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”

“Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”

“Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service.”


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How large an income is thrift. - Cicero

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash


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