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The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.

“I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”

“Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”

“Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service.”


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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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