The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.
“I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”
“Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”
“Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service.”
Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker
Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush
I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins
An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush
I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins
An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
see also Finance, Government & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
IRS Custom Tax Thumb Drive
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
I.R.S. Humor
Letter to the IRS
New IRS Form
Pay Your Taxes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form
Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation
The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
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