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The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.

“I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”

“Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”

“Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service.”


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How large an income is thrift. - Cicero

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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