The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnny, “Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?” Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson This is adding insult to injuries. - Edward Moore Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown see also Little Johnny & School Sections 6th Grade Misspelling Afterlife Life Animal Groups Attack Rabbit Bald Rabbits Blind Bunny Canadian North Cookbook CatRabbit Twins Did you say her name was Alice? Donald Trump Rabbit Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Fox Hunting Madness Funny Bunny Genetic Science Happy Easter, Big Guy Hare Five Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope Pocket Bunny Portable Lawn Mower Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit Boost Rabbit’s Foot Rabbit In The Box Rabbit or Duck? Rabbit Spray Ready For Rabbits Stuffed Bunny Texas Easter Bunny Wabbits What Happened? Who’s Pulling Your Chain? |
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