The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnny, “Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?”
Johnny replied, “Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot.”
The teacher asked again, “Listen Johnny, If I gave you two rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits, how many rabbits would you have altogether?”
Johnny smiled, “That’s easy, Teacher, I would have seven.”
“Ok Johnny,” Miss Figpot said. “Let’s try it a different way. If I gave you two cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi. How many cans of Pepsi would you have?”
“Six cans.” Johnny answered.
“OK,” said the teacher. “Now think of that with this question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?”
“Seven, Teacher.” Johnny replied.
Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, “Why seven?”
Johnny replied, “Because I already have one rabbit at home!”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
This is adding insult to injuries. - Edward Moore
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
This is adding insult to injuries. - Edward Moore
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
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