The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnny, “Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson This is adding insult to injuries.  Edward Moore Math research is more like a marathon.  Terence Tao Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.  Benjamin Franklin Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics  Daffynitions joeks.com Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.  Mary Pickford Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.  Thomas Fuller Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul.  Sylvia Plath Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.  R.E. Shay Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."  Home Simpson Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet".  Jane Revell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort.  Charlotte Bronte I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer see also Little Johnny & School Sections 6th Grade Misspelling Afterlife Life Animal Groups Attack Rabbit Bald Rabbits Blind Bunny Canadian North Cookbook CatRabbit Twins Did you say her name was Alice? Donald Trump Rabbit Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Fox Hunting Madness Funny Bunny Genetic Science Happy Easter, Big Guy Hare Five JackALope vs JackELope Pocket Bunny Portable Lawn Mower Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit Boost Rabbit’s Foot Rabbit In The Box Rabbit or Duck? Rabbit Spray Ready For Rabbits Stuffed Bunny Texas Easter Bunny Wabbits What Happened? Who’s Pulling Your Chain? 
