The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnny, “Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?”
Johnny replied, “Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot.”
The teacher asked again, “Listen Johnny, If I gave you two rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits, how many rabbits would you have altogether?”
Johnny smiled, “That’s easy, Teacher, I would have seven.”
“Ok Johnny,” Miss Figpot said. “Let’s try it a different way. If I gave you two cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi. How many cans of Pepsi would you have?”
“Six cans.” Johnny answered.
“OK,” said the teacher. “Now think of that with this question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?”
“Seven, Teacher.” Johnny replied.
Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, “Why seven?”
Johnny replied, “Because I already have one rabbit at home!”
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is adding insult to injuries. - Edward Moore
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is adding insult to injuries. - Edward Moore
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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