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FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. |
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PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. |
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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated |
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HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. |
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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. |