Male or Female?

Picking the right product for him or her

Gender is an important part of shopping

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. You probably thought it would-be male, but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. see also   Relationship  &  Shopping  Sections Annual Meeting of Women Drivers   Frozen Fish Meal Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings T-Rex Shadow Camel Parking Cheat of the Year Born To Be Wild Why I Wear 2 Masks Welfare State Redneck Wedding Cake Blonde Gears Party Direction Sign House 'Broke'rage 'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter Bee Safe Catfish Noodling I'm A Believer Sewing Sculpture Greatest Italian Riders Batman Recession Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils

25-Sep-2020