Male or Female?

Picking the right product for him or her

Gender is an important part of shopping

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. You probably thought it would-be male, but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. see also   Relationship  &  Shopping  Sections Annual Meeting of Women Drivers   Revenge of the Stallion 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Rat Cut Spot the Hidden Barred Owl Smoking Hot Body Billy the Eagle Owl Star Wars Fisherman The Devil's Swimming Pool Pet Dentist Nuts And Fruitcakes Spiral Staircase Scubaru Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store Pigeon Drink Epic Turban Healthy Breakfast Motorcycle Campers Canadian Banknotes - Extreme Makeover For Toonie Wheelchair Mower How To Fail at Photoshopping Pictures

03-Dec-2020