Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner
It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner
It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
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