Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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27-Feb-2021