Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Nero: A Roman who was careless with candles - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten


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