Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Nero: A Roman who was careless with candles - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb
A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke
Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano
Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin
My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen
My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten
Nero: A Roman who was careless with candles - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb
A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke
Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano
Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin
My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen
My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten
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