Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown
A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac
Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac
Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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