Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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04-Apr-2020