Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek
Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields
The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek
Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields
The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran
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