Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker
I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr
Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North
God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr
Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North
God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
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