Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran


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07-Mar-2021