Skeleton Leaf Fan

Long wait between Stanley Cups



Maple Leaf fan waiting for cup turns into a skeleton

Happy Leafs Elimination Day poster

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


see also   Ice Hockey  Section
Hamilton NHL Team
Hockey Players Are Mean
Mal Nutrition
Maple Leafs’ Playoff Plans
Skeletons In The Closet
Toronto Maple Leafs’ New Building
Toronto Maple Leafs - No Cup For You!
Why the Blackhawks Sold Their Zamboni
Wife’s Nightie
Zamboni Fodder

 

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