Sedin Sisters

2 girls, no cup

Los Angeles prepares to dethrone the Canuck Twins



Seding Brothers - Daniel and Henrik Sedin - NHL Vancouver Canucks ice hockey team



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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


see also   Ice Hockey   Section
2012 Stanley Cup Survey
Canucks Diving Team
Free Beer
Last Canuck Supper
Lounie Coin
Loving Canadian Husband
Maple Leafs’ Playoff Plans
Orca Season
Ottawa Senators Announcement
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24-Nov-2020