Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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05-Jul-2022