Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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19-Jun-2021