Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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Secret Of A Long Marriage
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08-Mar-2021