Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

Every day above earth is a good day. - Ernest Hemingway

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

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03-Dec-2020