Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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19-Jan-2020