Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Antibody: 1. Against everyone; 2. Your Uncle's wife. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
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22-Jan-2022