Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther


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24-Sep-2020