Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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28-Sep-2021