Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife

While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
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Real Man’s Point System
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Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
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