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Humour Brake
An auto mechanic’s new diet
Taking a break to top up the fluids

One day an auto mechanic was working under a car and some brake fluid accidentally dripped into his mouth.

“Wow,” he thought to himself. “That stuff tastes good!”

The next day he told a friend about his amazing discovery. “It’s really good,” he said. “I think I’ll have a little more today.”
His friend was concerned but didn’t say anything.

The next day the mechanic told his friend he’d drunk an entire cup full of the brake fluid. “It’s great stuff!”

A few days later he was up to a bottle a day. And now his friend was really worried.

“Don’t you know brake fluid is toxic? It’s very bad for you,” said the friend. “You’d better stop drinking it.”

“Hey, no problem,” he said. “I can stop any time.”


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26-Sep-2021