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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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26-Jan-2022