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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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30-Jun-2022